SpaceX files for history’s largest IPO at $1.75–2T valuation — June 12 Nasdaq listing under SPCX
This is the one. SpaceX formally filed its S-1 on May 20 targeting a $1.75–2T valuation — larger than Microsoft, trailing only Apple and Nvidia — seeking to raise at least $75B. Starlink is 61% of its $18.7B in 2025 revenue (up 33% YoY), but the company burned $4.28B in Q1 2026 alone with a $41.3B accumulated deficit. Elon holds 42% equity and 85% voting power; retail gets 30% of float. The math is stunning: this thing more than doubled its December 2025 tender price in under six months. Institutional FOMO is doing all the heavy lifting here.
OpenAI confidentially files S-1 targeting $852B–1T IPO, September listing
One day after SpaceX, OpenAI quietly filed its confidential S-1 on May 22 with Goldman and Morgan Stanley leading. Gunning for >$1T at listing, but the math is brutal: $2B/month in revenue, $1.22 in losses per dollar earned, a projected $14B operating loss in 2026, and $207B in additional capital needed through 2030 just to cover compute commitments. At 40x+ forward revenue, this is pure mission-bet pricing.
Nvidia crushes Q1 with $81.6B revenue, S&P 500 ticks to 7,580 all-time high
Nvidia printed $81.62B vs. $79.19B expected, EPS $1.87 vs. $1.77 — another clean beat with a strong Q2 guide. The S&P 500 ground to 7,580 (+0.22%) as Q1 blended earnings growth ran at 15.1% YoY. Fed funds target is 3.50–3.75% with CPI at 3.3% YoY, accelerating from 2.4% in February. Rate cut hopes are fading fast.
Brent crude at $120 — Strait of Hormuz crisis the IEA calls “history’s greatest energy security challenge”
The US-Israeli air war launched February 28 closed the Strait on March 4, stranding 25% of global seaborne oil and 20% of LNG; Gulf producers collectively lost 10M+ barrels/day. A tentative US-Iran deal would re-open the Strait over 30 days but Trump hasn’t signed — every day of delay is another turn of the inflationary screw.
Deere beats handily, $6.55 EPS vs. $5.70 est.